Archive for September, 2010

Everything Favors Fries

Sunday, September 26th, 2010

Listen to dieticians, and they all suggest one way to cut back on calories when you dine out is to make sensible substitutions.  For instance, ask to swap out the French fries (which seem to come with everything you can order at a restaurant these days) for a healthy vegetable.   My wife and I decided last month that we’d commit to a more healthful eating plan in the fall, so that’s one of the first things we do whenever we’re at a restaurant.  Wouldn’t you know it—at the first place we decided to try this we learned a restaurant chain isn’t about to do anything to encourage diners to opt for the healthier choice.

At Ruby Tuesday, look up any of their lunch combos and they all come with endless fries (their emphasis).  Ask to swap them out for another vegetable, and they’ll give you the choice of green beans or broccoli, generally.  Not bad.  Unlike the fries, however, these healthier alternatives come with a catch:  they aren’t endless.  You’re allowed one serving, and that’s it.  In other words, Ruby Tuesday is more than happy to fill you up with a feedbag’s worth of fatty fries if you want it, but ask for a second helping of green beans, and the answer is a firm no.

It’s hard enough to turn down fries (and Ruby’s has some darn good fries, I must say) when they tempt you from every corner of the menu.  Now, add in the fact that their fries are an all-you-can-eat proposition (while the healthier alternative is limited to one helping), and it’s obvious what Ruby Tuesday would rather have you order.

The Big Wave Returns

Saturday, September 18th, 2010

I was too big a fan of the original series to miss this Monday night’s reboot of Hawaii Five-O.  I’ll be watching with limited expectations, however, because I realize it won’t be the same show.  The network, CBS, is calling it a “reimagining,” which I interpret as a warning to fans of the original that creative license will be exercised and liberties taken.  As was the case with the first Mission: Impossible movie, any similarities to the show we grew up watching in the ‘60s and ‘70s will likely be in the title and very little else.  I’m ready for that going in.

Hawaii Five-O, the original version, is one of my all-time favorite shows.  Its strength was in its perfect combination of dramatic elements:  strong, inventive storylines (at least during the first eight or nine seasons), a solid cast, an exotic backdrop and a magnificent theme song.  How big a fan was I?  From the second season (1969) until the time I went off to college (1976) I never missed an episode.  The titles of my favorite episodes are also etched in my brain:

“Hookman”  (Real-life detective and amputee Jay J. Armes plays Curt Stoner, an armless sniper who targets cops with deadly accuracy.)

“Singapore File” (McGarrett and Nicole Wylie evade assassins on a treacherous journey from Singapore to Hawaii.)

“Highest Castle, Deepest Grave” (Five-O investigates a murder cover-up involving an industrialist played by Herbert Lom, his late wife and his daughter.)

“Death is a Company Policy”  (Organized crime plants a mole, played by West Side Story’s George Chakiris, in the DA’s office, leading to a frame of Office Duke Lukela.)

“A Matter of Mutual Concern” (Often cited as one of Five-O’s most violent episodes, with a dismemberment shown in graphic detail, it also features a host of racial slurs toward various Asian ethnicities.)

“The Jinn Who Clears the Way” (A classic episode featuring arch villain Wo Fat with a memorable kicker in the finale.)

I don’t fault CBS for resurrecting the show.  As strong a brand as Hawaii Five-O still is thirty years (!) after its final original episode aired, frankly I’m surprised it took them this long.  But, even sight unseen, I can tell you right now it will be a very different Hawaii Five-O.  I might even end up being a fan, but it’ll always remain inferior to the original.  This isn’t a major criticism, considering the high standard set by Jack Lord and company with the original series back in the ‘70s.

Here’s a link to a fantastic site devoted to the original series.  It’s one of the best sites I’ve ever come across on a vintage television series.

(By the way, actor Harold Gould, who played the memorable villain Honore’ Vashon on the original series—along with countless other roles in a remarkable career spanning five decades—died at the age of 86 this past September 11.)

Monday Morning Quarterbacking, 9/13/10

Monday, September 13th, 2010

Forget about Peavy/Teahen/Jones/Pierre/Putz/Jackson.  With their prospects for the postseason slowly slipping away, could the Sox’s failure to overcome the Twins be boiled down to just one simple move—the failure to hang onto Jim Thome (which would have kept him from becoming a Twin)?

Glad to see the NFL has their house in such good order that they could devote time this offseason to devising the ridiculously nit-picky “process” rule that nullified an incredible game-winning catch by Calvin Johnson yesterday.

At the same time, if you’re a wide receiver, shouldn’t you be aware of rule changes that impact your position?   Like holding onto the ball until the entire “process of the catch” has been completed?

There’s an age-old axiom in baseball when it comes to young players:  “bat plays.”  It means that when it comes to young players, a good bat gets them into the lineup quicker than anything else.  Teams can absorb a rookie’s shaky fielding much better than shaky hitting.  That’s exactly the case of Starlin Castro.  At this stage of his career (and on a team going nowhere), we can live with his errors.

It’s during losing seasons that you get a true measure of the abilities of a play-by-play man, and the Cubs’ 2010 season has reaffirmed my affection for Len Kasper and Pat Hughes, who’ve done a great job.  A further bonus is that inept play tends to bring more color out of a color man and, in that respect, Bob Brenly’s also risen to the challenge.

Notes from the 32nd Annual Chicago Jazz Festival

Monday, September 6th, 2010

If I were keeping a diary of my time at the jazz festival just concluded . . . .

An event like this always brings out listeners I’m getting to meet for the first time, even after all these years on the air.  There’s definitely a special joy to that.

At various times over the weekend at our booth I also met visitors from Germany, France, Canada, Mexico and Great Britain.  Most had been in town all week, most on vacation.  They raved about how beautiful the city was and how much fun it was to attend a festival that offered so much free music.  A fresh pair of eyes are just what I need to remind me of how great a city I live in.

Even though the main stage (Petrillo) had more people both nights, the crowd at the Jazz and Heritage Stage was every bit as passionate about the performers they got to hear.  (The size of our crowd was nothing to sneeze at, either.  I’m guessing we had 2,000+ both nights.)  And take a tip from me:  if you want to hear great sounds and have a ball doing it, there’s no doubt as to which stage you’ll want to be at next year.

They really need to do something about the food vendors at the Jazz Festival.  For someone who wanted to avoid fried food and the blandest of fare, you had to leave the jazz fest grounds and go across Michigan Avenue.  And who wants to do that when there’s so much live music to see?

A printed schedule of performers ought to be something organizers should seriously consider for the 2011 fest.  More people asked me about that than where the porta-potties were.

I always marvel at the global village that Smooth Jazz fans are.  If you want to see Chicago’s glorious diversity in a truly harmonious setting, look around at the crowd at a Smooth Jazz concert.  Music, as always, is the great unifier.

And then there was this, in Monday’s Chicago Tribune, from Howard Reich, commenting on singer Rene Marie’s Saturday night performance on the main stage:

“Unfortunately, this year the nearby Jazz and Heritage Stage ran concurrently with the Petrillo Music Shell (in the past, all the other stages shut down for the Petrillo main event).  So while Rene Marie sang ballads, listeners had to endure the sounds of other bands, in other tunes, in other keys.  Whose idea was that, anyway?”

Howard, if you’re unhappy there was a Smooth Jazz presence at the festival, just come right out and say so (at least you were upfront about that in your online chat—more on that in a moment).  To couch it in a complaint about overlapping sounds from another stage is reaching. For one thing, the Jazz and Heritage Stage isn’t really “nearby.”  In fact, it and the Young Jazz Lions’ stage are the two farthest from Petrillo on the festival grounds.  Furthermore, I spent some time myself at Petrillo, Sunday night during the Kurt Elling performance, which featured as many quiet moments as any other.  The sounds coming from the Jazz and Heritage Stage, with Nick Colionne playing, were barely audible.  I couldn’t make out “other tunes,” let alone “other keys.”

And, speaking of Mr. Reich’s online chat, in case you missed it, here’s his unedited response to a question about a Smooth Jazz stage at this year’s jazz festival:

“There isn’t really a smooth-jazz stage this year … but two smooth-jazz entities (Close Up 2 jazz club and 87.7 FM) are booking some acts on one of the stages. This is not an encouraging development. Many years ago, the Chicago Jazz Festival booked Spyro Gyra, under the auspices of WNUA. That was an artistic disaster.”

I was at that one, too, but I don’t recall anything remotely disastrous about it.  It was the 1992 festival, back when the event featured three nights of main stage music.  The first night, which was Friday, September 4, was co-sponsored by WNUA and GRP Records.  Spyro Gyra’s performance was hardly what you’d call an artistic disaster.  (There were 15,000+ people in the seats that night and, if the lack of any booing was any indication,  I don’t remember a single person being traumatized by the end of their set.)  Mr. Reich also left out the fact that the station’s partnership with GRP also allowed WNUA to add to the night’s lineup the highly respected Cuban trumpeter Arturo Sandoval and vocalist Diane Schuur, winner of two Grammy awards in the jazz category.  Add in opening acts Mike Smith and Bobby Broom, and “artistic disaster” would be the last phrase anyone (but Howard) would use to describe what I thought was a very pleasant and entertaining opening night of the ’92 fest.

Whether or not you were at this year’s festival, I leave you with this thought, having just come from two magical nights in Grant Park.  There are lots of people putting their energies into keeping the music alive, from recording artists and their management to radio stations, club owners and sponsors.  Combined with the support and passion that are still in the hearts of listeners and fans, you can be hopeful about the future of Smooth Jazz.

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